32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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