no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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