what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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