Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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