It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You need a sexual gate keeper
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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