she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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