So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you will always have a special place in my vag
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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