i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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