remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
