he thought i was a dude.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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