can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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