You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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