Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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