Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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