Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
is that a dick in a sweater?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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