we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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