The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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