So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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