Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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