What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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