She said her name was "party"
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Still dying that you shit outside
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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