The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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