Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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