Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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