Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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