some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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