I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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