We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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