Your dad touched me again.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We had sex on a dog bed..
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
how does that bad decision feel?
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