Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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