well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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