No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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