That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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