Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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