I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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