i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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