I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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