1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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