And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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