u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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