Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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