i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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