Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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