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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.

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(661): View more from California

It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.

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(440): View more from Ohio

My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.

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(915): View more from Texas

Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months

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