and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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