don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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