Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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