Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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