I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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