i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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