This girl is more easily done than said...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
