yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
So. Much. Porn.
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