i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
and she was petting her beer can
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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