let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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