You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
tell me about the eggs
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