there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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