I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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