Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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