Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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